Search Results

Donkey Kong Country Exposed: Great Promo, or Greatest Promo?

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Break out your magnifying glasses and tiny little brushes, Geekologists, because I’ve got an antique for you.  This cherished relic comes to us from an era of ceaseless warfare, cunning strategy, and brutal rivalry.  It’s hilariously outdated; depending on your…

Meet Sega’s New Console…Wait, What?

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Lots of people have an evil twin.  Superman’s got Bizarro.  The Sentry has the Void.  Even literary classics like The Man in the Iron Mask engage with the persistent trope of sinister doubles.  Now Sega’s trying its hand at some…

Aliens vs. Predator Multiplayer Modes Revealed

Monday, February 1st, 2010

Last night, during a viewing of Millennial classic Superbad on network TV, Natalie and I saw a trailer for the upcoming carnage-fest Aliens vs. Predator.  The sheer creepy factor of the Aliens, set up in opposition to the sturdy, clunky…

Sonic the Hedgehog, Meet Sonic the Roller Coaster

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

Fresh from appearances in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Sega Superstars Tennis and both Olympic games, Sega’s orphaned mascot Sonic will soon be making a stop in the United Kingdom.  His mission?  To convert a ho-hum roller coaster into a thrill…

From ‘OutRun’ Cabinet to Vehicle (!)

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

You know those cool arcade driving games you see at the movie theater (’cause, let’s face it, where else do you find arcade games these days)?  Haven’t you always wanted to actually drive one, straight through the wall and out…

World At (Motion Controller) War

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

The console war was the dominant influence on my first few years as a gamer.  As a SNES partisan, I encountered Sega advertising that claimed, “Sega does what Nintendon’t” and depicted Sonic the Hedgehog humiliating Nintendo’s own mustachioed mascot.  Later…